I am puke
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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