normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
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My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
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I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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