it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
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how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
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just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.