I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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