On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
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I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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