My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
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the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
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Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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