Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
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He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
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Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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