If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
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We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
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My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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