i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
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Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
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Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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