I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
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We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
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2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
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