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(856): View more from New Jersey

If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.

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(318): View more from Louisiana

What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies

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(928): View more from Arizona

I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.

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(229): View more from Georgia

Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?

(1-306): View more from Saskatchewan

You high??

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