shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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