this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
It's just like the Real World with babies
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
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You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
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i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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