Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
my shit smells like andre
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I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
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You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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