forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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