peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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