OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
even my farts smell like vagina
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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