If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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