you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
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i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
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Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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