You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
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I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
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i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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