Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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