It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
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She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
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my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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