We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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