Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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