You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
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She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
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I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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