We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
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