So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
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