I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
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Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
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She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
I think i got beer on your cat.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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