This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
