Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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