You really coming over, don't trick.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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