I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Randomize
