you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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