i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
All the doctor said was why
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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