Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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