i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
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Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
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KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
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