She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
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ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
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I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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