People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
Randomize