I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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