My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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