i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
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There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
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I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
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