Sry I called you an 8
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
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He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
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I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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