didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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