I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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