Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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