threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Randomize
