I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
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Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
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Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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