The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
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Less talking, more tequila
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
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In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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