brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
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Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
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i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
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I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
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