Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
it was like his penis was on wheels.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
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REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
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The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
we should paint friendship bongs
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