you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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