ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
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I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
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I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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