If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
God, you're like boner-b-gone
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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