North Korea, Best Korea!
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
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